10 Signs You Might Be A Football Coach

You Might Be A Football Coach if….

  1. If you’ve ever gone home and had to scrub off white field paint on Thursday nights, you might be a football coach.
  2. If august feels like Christmas because you know your going to get a bunch of new apparel to wear, you might be a football coach.
  3. If your significant other asks you to dress up nice for a date and you grab your Dri-Fit polo that does not have any school logos on it, you might be a football coach.
  4. If empty spaces on random paper/pages…or napkins, or junk mail or basically any scrap paper you can find are filled with diagrams, you might be a football coach.
  5. If you have a never ending supply of little black rubber beads strewn about your car and house, you might be a football coach.
  6. If you’ve ever considered being an Uber driver because you’re doing it for free anyways, you might be a football coach.
  7. If you ever gotten irritated at random objects for being the wrong colors that week, you might be a football coach.
  8. If you’ve written names on a board for a personnel meeting and rotated them all around just to have them back in their original places after an hour, you might be a football coach.
  9. When you say, “I’ll be home right after practice”, and your significant other feels the same way you do when you hear her say “I’ll be ready in five more minutes”, you might be a football coach.
  10. If you go at least 10 consecutive Thursday nights sleepless, you might be a football coach.

Bonus: When you know the satisfaction of helping young players grow and become men of character, you might be a football coach.

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